Perige koddi buddi taggutadi .. (in my case)

karths here.. here iam going to show  how my programming skills got murdered.

High School:

         10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
         20 END                I used to a lot of batch programming then..

Btech first year :

         program Hello(input, output)
           begin
             writeln('Hello World')
           end.
A bit advanced (in the same year):

 #include <stdio.h>
         void main()
         {
           char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
           int i;

           for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
             printf("%s", message[i]);
           printf("\n");
         }

One year completed .. what I really learned and understood is only this:

      10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 
     20 END

Btech second year 1 semester:

mail -subject: "Hello, world." To:TEJU(my sister)
         Teju, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello, world."?
         I need it by tomorrow.I tried but I cudn't write.Thnx ra help cheyi
         ~D
Btech second year 2 semester: my skills shrinked even worser ( na halat chusi navvukondi)

   mail -subject: "Hello, world." To: sister

      arey thanq ra for ur prompt replies.One last doubt actually where we should write all these programs
...orkut lona or in yahoo messenger ..how do we compile the program in messenger . jaldi clear cheyi ra
ctrl+z

Btech 3rd year:okka command kuda gurtostale

% letter
         letter: Command not found.
         % mail
         To: ~X ~F ~C
         % help mail
         help: Command not found.
         % damn!
         !: Event unrecognized
         % logout

thats it iam empty now .. only thing that got improved is my typing. i wasn't joking ..

this may infact be applicable to some of u.